THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE ME A BAG OF STUFF AND TELL ME TO WRITE ABOUT IT.




ONE DAY A LONG TIME AGO (LIKE 5 DAYS) THERE WAS A WRISTBAND THAT WAS ALWAYS ANGRY. SO THE WRISTBAND WAS TALIKING TO HER PSYCHIATRIST, DR. PEN, WHEN SHELL WALKED IN WITH A SOBBING TOE CLIPPER. “DR!” SHELL EXCLAIMED. “TOE CLIPPER GOT FOOT FUNGUS ON HER HANDS AND SHE IS NOW TRAUMATIZED FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! CAN YOU HELP HER???” DR. PEN WAS, UNDERSTANDABLY, SHOCKED. WRISTBAND WENT INTO A RAGE BECAUSE HER APPOINTMENT WAS BEING INTERRUPTED AND STARTED TO STRANGLE SHELL AND TOE CLIPPER. BUT TOE CLIPPER WENT TO FAR. HE CLIPPED WRISTBAND IN TWO!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN WRISTBAND DIED, THE COPS WERE CALLED, AND TOE CLIPPER WAS PUT IN A MENTAL ASLYUM. SHELL MARRIED PEN AND THEY INVENTED AN ENVIRONMENTAL PEN THAT LOOKS LIKE A FEATHER?
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