My Worst Presents Ever

When my grandmother came to visit my family she brought me some presents. They were the worst presents in the history of presents. P.S. Don’t tell my grandmother. Anyways the presents were a crazy pen, a snow globe, a pencil, and tweezers. If my grandmother wanted to show me her love for me, she didn’t show it with the presents she gave me. If she wanted to give me a good present, she could have given me money or a video game or something. My mom took the tweezers, my dad took the pencil, my brother took the crazy pen and the snow globe was in my room. I hated the snow globe because we live in Florida where it never snows. So basically the snow globe was mocking me. I was so bummed until I came up with a great idea. I could sell the stuff for money get myself a real present. So I took the tweezers, snow globe, pencil, and the pen then I got a stand and tried to sell them. That’s where it gets awkward my grandmother drove by and stopped and asked can I buy some stuff
I answered “umm no”
“Why not?” she asked
“Because there are not interesting,” I answered.
“Then y r they on for sale?” she asked
“I don’t know do I go to your house and ask u stupid questions?” I asked
“Um yeah remember that time you had a survey and-
“Oh never mind!” I yelled
“Aren’t those the stuff I got you?” she asked
“Nooo what makes you say that?” I asked
“I’m not an idiot, Justin” she said
“Ok fine I’ll tell you the truth…… Brian made me do it!” I yelled
She looked at me with “The Look” then I caved in.
“Ok fine I just didn’t think they were good presents” I said nervously
“Well if you didn’t like them you could have told me” she said sincerely
“Well I didn’t want to hurt your feelings” I said truthfully
“It’s ok” she said
“Ok so do you want to buy some stuff?” I asked
“Sure!” she said happily
Ok so I sold her the tweezers, the snow globe, the pen, and the pencil for 50 bucks but I do feel a little guilty about selling that stuff for 50 bucks. But not guilty enough to give it back. And she says she’s not an idiot.


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