Secrets

I was at the mall when suddenly a green light shot passed me and everyone froze. Then something crazy happened: an alien started walking into the mall; at first I thought I was dreaming, but when I slapped myself I didn’t wake up. Before I knew what was happening I realized I was face to face with the alien. “Hello” I said nervously. “Please don’t blast me to smithereens!”
The alien said, “Why does everyone think I’m going to blast them to smithereens?” “I don’t know because you’re an alien!” I yelled at him if he is a he or an it.
I don’t know if aliens divide them male and female.
“Yeah but you’re a human what if you take me to some laboratory and do some tests on me!” the alien yelled back.
“Good point” I replied. Then I asked, “What’s your name?”
He answered “Goohujigahhagah!”
So we became good friends; we started hanging but we got him a disguise as Abraham Lincoln nah I’m kidding. His disguise was as a regular teenager. After a few days he told me that he crashed here because he ran out of fuel. So I got some fuel and fixed up his ship. It took several days mainly because it was hard not knowing what the things were. Also because my friend was wondering what I was doing and kept following me and when he asked me what I was doing I had to lie to him. Then Goohujigahhagah took off in his ship and never came back. So my friend kept asking then finally I told him about everything. He didn’t believe me until I called Goohujigahhagah and we talked about it. And yes, aliens do have cell phones the number is 888-456-786-456-734-5 yeah, it’s long. Then my friend and I just went on with our lives like normal.

THE END