Edward Cullen Saves the Day

It was strange that nobody had ever noticed before that the teacher had fangs. I looked at the teacher, she gave me an evil fangy smile.
I looked at my hands, they were shaking rapidly. I looked back up. I knew this was going to be a long day.We sat down with a lot of work to do. I grabbed my paper and started working. When all of a sudden a note landed on my desk. It was from the teacher saying'' I will see you after class.
That is when the teacher took off her mask and said'' I have been waiting all year for this. So the teacher opened her mouth and licked her face, arms, and feet. Then the teacher/vampier bit her big toe off and said'' so much blood is coming out.''
Of course the poor horrible tortured little kid wouuld've suffered a bloody, terrible death at the hands of an evil vampire teacher if EDWARD CULLEN had not burst in and intrfired. '' Oh my god,'' shouted the vamire/ teacher '' Its that too hot for his own good vampire from Twilight.'' '' Yes'' replied Edward '' and now before you hurt this little girel I wiil kill you! In a very hot vampiric manner.'' '' Just try it sucker.'' shouted the vampire teacher. '' Ill kill you even if every teen girl on the planet will hate me for it.'' During this exchange of insults between the two vampires. the kid had snuck out when he ran into the teacher's crazzy assistant egor.
He dragged me back into the room where edward ad the teacher were still argueing.
Then Edward won and said to Vica '' I love you.''