Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Letter to the [Possible] Survivor

Do Not exit this blog. I mean it, your life could depend on this. Here lies everything you need to know to make it through middle school.
1) Do not agitate any older sports members; this could result in permanent back and/or rib injuries
2) Do NOT sing on ANY bus rides unless you wish to create a long-term chorus group with no harmony and/or rhythm
3) Be careful when announcing things that don't make sense, especially if you are near a busy hallway. Just trust me
4) Do not yell particularly disgusting things during silent lunch, even if it is a "whisper"
5) Equipt yourself wisely with backup drinking straws. you never know when you might need one. TIP: newspaper works best for spitballs
6) Do not tap on a desk; it could soon turn into a classroom percussion orchestra. Strange and possibly embarrassing noises also apply to this rule.

1 comment:

  1. you r very funny and i will keep your rules in mind!!!!!!!!
    gemma

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