Dear Futurely Extinct Fourth Grader......

Dear Futurely Extinct Fourth Grader,
This next year will be one you'll never forget, so here are some tips to overcome the challenges:

TIP ONE:
Teachers often have only a good side and a bad side.
If you get on their bad side, sleep with one........ or two eyes open.
She will be out to get you!

TIP TWO:
Never do your homework or projects. If
you do them, you'll be a "good example" and
the teacher expects you to be the smartest.

TIP THREE:
Ask your teacher dumb questions and respond
to her questions with, "Huh?" and a dull look.

TIP FOUR:
Skip school when your toe hurts or if you have a
mosquito bite, because, of course, your health is the
highest priority for your teachers.

Hope this helps,
Helena