the ball

it was sure to be a day like no other as soon as the doorbell rang. i was sitting at home watching tv when all of a sudden the doorbell rang. when i opened the door there was just a ball. when i looked at it said "i will let you keep me if you give me a chiken leg and some fries with ketchup and mustard. i will also not say no to a pack of cheese", said the ball"i love cheese". i had no clue what was going on. all i knew was this was one freaky ball. it was black with 2 purple stripes. i thought out loud,"i wander what those stand for." the ball heard me. it bounced its way inside and annouced that it was evil. oh no i had to get that thing out of my house. i knew the only way was to use my helpful javelin. the ball got out faster than you can say this phrase"on what a lovely day it was until an evil ball came into my house and ate all my food. on do i woe dat ball dat ball dat ball dat ball dat bball dat ball dat dat bally ball evil bally ball ball dat ball." so before i let him get to the door i hit him bruitally with the javelin. i then sat back down to watch tv. the ball then (unexpectadly) bounced back inside. "what was that for " screamed the ball. "i was joking about being evil". "oh my bad" i said and resumed watching tv. "hey" said the ball. "dont ingnore me jerk!" "okay fine what?" i asked in an anoyed voice. "gimme some food. im hungry" replied the ball. "oh and take me to the hospital you almost killed me with a javelin" "oh yea sorry" i said still watching tv. "ill help you later"